Porno Stash Larry

I live next door to 3 young guys. Two of the young guys I see and chat with all the time. The third guy, Larry I have only seen once. His truck never moves and I've actually never seen him go in or out of the house more then that one time. In the one occasion where I saw Larry I also notice that is rocks a black peach fuzz porno stash. My roommate also noticed the porno stash and how in each of our one occasion where we met him and chatted with him we could not stop staring at the top of his lip. We also have this on going obsession on how Larry's truck never leaves the driveway and how we have met his girlfriend but yet we never see them move from the house ever. It's an obsession. It's also an obsession is how his girlfriend makes out with him when he is rocking a peach fuzz porno stash. So the other morning I was listening to my favorite morning show "Matty in the Morning" in which they have a segment called "Right Now" where the listeners call in to discuss what is happening to them right now. Well a young man named Larry called in. This immediatly made my ears perk up could this by my Larry next door rocking his porno stash. In all honesty not many young men this days have the name Larry. I then roamed around my house seeing if I could glare into the house next door to see if it was Larry chatting with my morning show. Well Larry was telling the Matty show that he had taken Friday off from work and went down to Providence with his friends. I perked up more crawling on the wall seeing if I can I Spy the Porn Stash. Anyways, Larry continues to say that he had a quote crazy time and on Monday had to take work off again because he had some "skin irratation." Apparently Larry does not remember rubbing his junk up against what I am quite sure was a lovely lady of the Providence night and now has an STD. I knew then it had to be my neighbor. What woman of Providence could resist his peach fuzz porno stash it just screams rub your STD ridden va-jay-jay all over me. Poor Larry he didn't know that his stash would create such a stir among the ladies of Providence. And now he has to use alot of cream and a big blue pill called Valtrex. Very sad. I wait for the day that Larry comes out of the house again and I will ask him if he's been to Providence lately. He may wonder how i know or how I noticed he left the house. Either way I think we can all learn from Larry that Porno stashes repel the woman of Massachusetts away from you but down in Providence, RI they give you ruffies and rub their STD's all over you. They just can't resist the Porno Stash!