Ruth

My former roommate Ruth she still haunts me to this day. Mostly because my current roommate who I shall call Sarah works with her and tells me the stupidity that is Ruth. Ruth is a special kind of moron. As well documented she consistently rocks a FUPA with Camel Toe, Visible Panty Line and rocks nipple rings. Aside from her "What Not To Wear" moments Ruth has the personality of a rock. Let me give you a brief synopsis of how stupid Ruth is. Ruth married a man in jail. During "ding dong's" time in jail she had a chocolate lover. She and her choocolate lover would bang and shake the apartment and eat pizza and use my Wii bowling when in fact they should have been using the Wii fit to get rid of the spare tire if you know what I mean, wink wink! Ding dong was released from the can and placed back with Ruth. She dumped her chocolate lover to the side and resumed her life totally around Ding Ding and his aparent delerium bubble where he would become a millionaire off of "shit" energy drinks that he purchased from a pyramid scheme type company. She made him Dinosaur shaped Chicken Nuggets and French fries every night. Ruth obviously ate the same thing every night if you know what I mean cause the Fupa kept growing! At night she would snack on beef jerky as he would work all nights on the computer on his energy drink business. Now, I am no business mogule but I know a dumb idea when I see one and this was a dumb idea. I truly don't think he was really working on his "business" late nights on the computer more like looking up illegal porn and hunting down younger 20 year old woman to bang. I also think that if you are eating beef jerky at night in bed alone when you are "married" you 1.) may be heading for divorce court because you should be getting in on with your hubby and not a piece of dried meat and 2.) you are going to have sodium issues! Alas, Ding Dong's energy drink idea never quite took off in the year he was out of the can and he turned back to fast times and high crime with robbing a woman for $50 and her Prius (granted he would have great milage on that car) and went back to jail. Ruth was in utter shock and disbelief how could he do this when clearly he was so stable before when their marriage took place in a State Prison visiting room. Really Ruth really? Did you think it was going to be like Jennifer and Brad? Everyone has an Angelina. Remember that!