What do you do for a living? Oh I'm a retard specialists, I work wtih adult retards day in and day out and I am not talking the Special Needs either!

Today is one of those days where I think to myself "Sunny, what drugs are these people on? And how do we hire them?"Sometimes I just feel we should have a stricter screening processes for our employees because we do let them speak with the public and for some of these numb nuts that's a scary thought. Let's start with the rampant pregnancies this week. Or I should say just one. I have one dumbass getting knocked up and telling everyone that she doesn't know who the father is. It could be two guys and she doesn't know how she got pregnant since she used the morning after pill. Now why would you tell your boss this information? If I were pregnant and potentially not keeping or had to not keep it because I took the morning after pill. Like this is stuff I did not want to know at 8 o'clock in the morning especially after I asked hey how you doing? I really don't care I was just being polite. But at that moment I entered the Twilight Zone and I was entered into trailor park and surrounded by white trash! Great! I have some of my staff on vacation this week. I ask my banquet manager to be a team player and help set up the bar. No bar was set up and I am lugging glasses and bottles of liquor in 3 inch heels. As my banquet manager stares at me like a deer caught in the headlights muttering Spanglish. Then I am scheduling some of bartenders and apparently one took the day off to work so I can't schedule her she may be hung over. Really cause St. Patrick's day is not until March 17th. So don't complain about not having money or people not tipping to me. Thanks! Yes I may have an anuerism today. Then there's my boss who obsesses about her weight and goes and sees a Voo Doo to get a $250 dollar shot in her ass so she doesn't get cravings to eat. She can only 500 calories a day and no carbs. To this I say she is crazy! Kudos on the losing of the weight but eat right and exercise a magic shot and no carbs will not do it! Also, I found out today that my former assistant, a troll looking woman with moles to boot who I one time black out in anger and three my 4 inch stiletto at is not engaged for the second time. I wonder how long this engagement will last. The last man she was engaged to she met on the internet moved in after a month and after of living together were engaged. She also used to feed his child wine so he would go to sleep at like 6 o'clock at night. The relationship lasted year. And she now has her new man. This woman is like the Liz Taylor of the troll world. I often think her and Ruth would be great pals but alas even Ruth doesn't like her! I then got an email from Sarah my room mate that Ruth's man came to take her to lunch today. Apparently he brought along his two dogs. I felt bad for these kind animals who do nothing but are loyal and loving to this man why would he make them stare at Ruth's Fupa and why does he stick them in the car as they eat Qdoba? Both are wrong and are forms of Animal Cruelty. And that's just a taste of the retards I work with! I need a new job with new people I can learn to dislike!