Friday, March 12, 2010

I am a DUMB ASS...

I, Sunny am a DUMB ASS! Why? You ask. Well I seem to have gotten myself into a slight predictament. Let me establish some back ground for you... I have been friends with "Charlie McGee" for some time now. Approximatly 5 years. For about 2 years I just thought he was the cats meow. Then I woke up realized he is a man whore and moved on with my life and fell deeply in love with another man to only break up cause that's what you do and end up here. At this point I'm at a cross road I don't really have anyone but there's another person in my life I'm apparently waiting for. Anyways... McGee who is a white boy yet favors himself to be black for the past three weekends has called me trying to establish a "booty call." I will not booty with his call. For multiple reasons being that we work together and he sleeps with everyone at work and he has slept with a girl who has straight up said that she has genital warts. Now, why would I put my hooch in that position - I WOULD NOT! So to call McGee's bluff I on Monday afternoon asked him out on a date. I specifically said oh since you think you can booty call me on the weekends why don't you take me out this Friday night. Dinner and Movie. A date was set up. Now, in my mind I thought oh he will not show up or cancel because he is shallow and knows that he is not getting any below the belt action. Guess what? It's friday and I just text the sugar plum if we were still on and we are. Hence why I am a dumb ass! I so do not want to go on this date. Although he is a great friend I just personally want to throw up at the thought of him in that way. He is not hideous I mean if you put me on an island and I either had to deal with FUPA or McGee I'd take McGee any day. But my dumb ass tried to out play the player and god I got played! Stay tuned for my update on this incredible night....

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