In more news about Canada sucking, I have one question- what the hell were you thinking with the opening and closing ceremonies? I get the host nation uses their celebs in it, but you have no body. Avril Lavigne is the best you can get? Really?! Atleast the China Olympics Jackie Chan was rocking out in his all his tiny man glory. Another "celeb" that Canda is wayyy to proud to call their own would be Nickelback. That country should be ashamed that they bred and grew these pathetic excuses for men. And then I'm watching the opening ceremonies, and KD Lang comes out singing. Seriously...KD Friggin Lang. Where the f has this broad been for the past 15 years? By the looks of it, probably the McDonalds drivethrough everyday for the past 15 years.
And how about that damn Bode Miller who actually got his sh*t together and won a sh*t load of medals...plus hes from New Hampshire. Shout out to the Granite State!
Curling- It's not a sport. Seriously. It isn't. Anyone with a half a brain can sweep. Even those who hunt for Caribou in urban neighborhoods. And no, that is not a gangsta reference thank you very much.
I don't care that Johnny Weir wears pink. He backed up with a great performance. Didn't medal and placed worse than this ra-tarded canadian who fell about 10 times during his short and long performances. Again, Canda sucks. Thats the theme of this.
Though he isn't Canadian, he still sucks. This would be none other than Evegini Plushenko. Guy is hating on Evan who got a gold and should just go back to his snow covered land and stay there forever.
Hockey- Canada barely beat us at the only sport they know how to play. They had the game and then let us score with like 10 seconds left of regulation. That should been the sign to Canada that they do suck. We probably would have one if Team USA was full of guys from Boston like they had in Lake Placid, but I digress.
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