Don't Play a Player...You will just end up Played!

So I had my date with McGee the other night and I must say it was alot worse than I had anticipated! First, he picked me up which was a shock I hate the people who do that let's meet up. No if it's a date then you can pick me up. So at least he did that one thing right! So he picks me up and has his rap music playing. I find this quite annoying not that I don't enjoy a good Luda or Jay-Z every now and again but I always feel it's best to stick with popular music that may not sound like noise. And I think this was hardcore rap because I did not reconize any of it. He then drives us to the Ninety Nine for dinner. The Ninety Nine? Really? Can we get any cheaper? I mean how about a date to McDonald's. Well the Ninety Nine is not all that horrible but I do have a major thing against first dates in a chain restaurant. Especially when you live in Boston you have millions of options to be creative and find a place really creative and well good to eat at. So he chose the Ninety Nine I immediatly texted my cubicle mate who knows about this debactle of a date. She was like you should leave now. But I didn't I chose to stay and see what was going to happen plus damn me he drove. Anyways we chatted about work and all the many rumors of the women he's slept with in which I then got to hear to great stories of his sexcapades. Awkward! Which after hearing one of the stories I don't understand men at all even more. Like how can you sleep with someone when prior in the evening you were getting her friends number. Insane! Anyways so he did pay for the meal. Another plus. And I was like oh so what do you want to do and he suggested my apartment. Which was fine because my room mate Sarah was home and I thought it best for her to protect me from the creaton boy. So he comes over to the place and like sits right next to me on the couch as now I've put an episode of Chelsea Lately on because I feel like Chelsea would only understand my pain. He then tells Sarah and I that we should get blue lights for the apartment. Umm..what am I going to make my apartment into a night lounge! Yeah I'm all set. I think Sarah often heard me tell him "You're an Idiot!" many times. Many times. Anyways often lots of inappropriate touching and me pushing me off of him and Sarah feeling awkward he decided to use my bathroom and take a big shadoobie there. I didn't realize it at the time because I was in Sarah's room telling her that she was not allowed to go to bed and that nothing is to happen between him and I because again his is a bottom feeder and potential walking STD. Also, at this point I really want to drink but I can't drink because I make horrible decisions when I do drink excessivly and when I drink I often listen to country music and then think whatever debactle I am in will end up like the country song. For instance I don't ever want to wake up not knowing my own name like in the Carrie Underwood song. But I have tried to take a Louisville Slugger to some head lights but realized I do not have alot of upper body strength and grew tired and moved on. My new song is the Lady Antebelum song "Need you now" but I feel its wise to never drunk dial and then sing country music to get a booty call they tend to think you are derranged and don't sing Taylor Swift either they think you are a stalker. Anyways after he came out I went to go to the bathroom and realized that he sprayed my perfum and I gagged when I went in cause it was too much then after my nose cleared from the imense scent of Pure Seduction by Victoria's Secret I realized that he shadoobied in my bathroom. Umm...nasty WHO DOES THAT!!!! After that I was like okay I think it's time for you to go and walked him to the front of my building where he then proceeded to tell me mind you after I had be declining his pawing all night that he was not attracted to me and thought of me as a sister and tried to kiss me to see if anything would fly. Umm... no you bag you got turned down I called you Ross as in Ross Geller from Friends and that I was Monica so I totally called the brother card first and I refuse to kiss you because you may have herpes. No thank you! I just took the blow politely and agreed that it was best to remain friends and went back to my apartment and took a shower in hot water and bleach! After telling some of my friends the story they asked me if I was ever going to speak to McGee again. I said yes because really I don't like him I don't care if he likes me and wants me and to be honest he provides alot of entertainment with his sexcapades at work. But in all honestly I will never try to out play a player again because in the end he will always get you in some way so he ends up on top! To him I give him the bag of the week award and I am okay with that! :)