Walgreens

I often declare war against people mostly it's people at work I also one other time declared war against Starbucks because in the month of December I like to go there and get the peppermint syrup into my hot chocolate. I went to the same Starbucks three times in the same week on different days in the afternoon and they were always out of the deliciousness that is the peppermint syrup. I then went to Starbucks.com and wrote a complaint email in which then a customer service person contact me with in 24 hours and I received 5 free hot chocolates and everytime I went to to my Starbucks in the afternoon they always had the peppermint syrup. So yesterday I declared war on Walgreens. I went to my doctor on Friday to have my annual physical. For most woman we have to go and do this because it's the only way we are going to get our birth control pills. And not that I am a raging whore bag but I do feel that is my duty as a female and for the American public to take these little pills and keep from having a child out of wedlock. I like to think of it as my civic duty! It only saves money in your pocket and my own! :) So my doctor sends the perscription over to my Walgreens pharmacy via email. I called Walgreens on Wednesday to see if the perscription was ready for pick up. They said they never received the perscription. I then called my doctor's office and left a message that Walgreens never got the perscription. The next day the nurse at my doctor's office, Denise calls me and tells me that she just got off the phone with Walgreens and that the perscription is all set and that when I call I just have to make sure I say "E-Perscription." I said okay great! I then call Walgreens to see if my perscription is ready for pick up. I get man on the phone he asks me my last name and my date of birth. I give him both. He says very short and abrubt, "No -Nothing." I was like are you sure it's under the E-Perscriptions I just got off the phone with my doctor's office and she said it's there. He again says No Nothing very curt and short. I was like please how can this be I just got off the phone with her it has to be there. He's like no it's not here not my problem. I ask to speak with a manager. He claims he is the manager. I was like GREAT! So I then asked if he could ask if anyone spoke with my doctor's office and I gave the name. Instead he just screams my last name and pronounces it WRONG! He adds dom to the last name! In which I then snap and I said are you retarded? Who does that? You don't scream my last name in a pharmacy and then prounounce it wrong! He goes because you are yelling at me. I was like I am not yelling at you I'm just a loud talker. Which I am people claim I am yelling all the time it's just the way my voice is! It's loud. Get over it. Why do you people have to be so sensitive to sound. Anyways, he then puts me on hold and says that I'm crazy I was like "Sir, I can hear you!" He was like yeah well you're mean. Seriously! If you are going to talk about me put me on hold properly and let me hear the music! Don't talk about me when I can hear you. To make a long story short. He finally finds it and he says the insurance kicked it back because it was not ready to be refilled and 19th it would be done. I said thanks and hung out. I was so furious I decided to go to Walgreens.com and lodge a complaint. A few hours later the manager for the Walgreens that I had the altercation with called me and I explained what happened. I told him about me and my civic duty to keep my birth control pills filled and how I am only trying to help his wallet and mine by not having a child. He was laughing he was like I can see you have a good sense of humor to you. I said yes I do. I could see he understood me and had a real good head on his shoulders! I then continue to explain the story at this point I am calm and rational and I tell him that I realize I should not have called the pharmacists a retard but I was getting heated because he was not helping me solve my perscription issues. He said he completely agreed and asked what he could do I for some odd reason always associate my pills with also have to buy a box of tampons so I said I'd like a free box of tampons. I think the store manager was taken back. He was like okay I'll get a coupon out in the mail for you. I was like great! I realized after talking to my office mate that I should have asked for a gift certificate. DAMN! But I still have to go and pick up my perscription at Walgreens we shall see if it's ready! Stay tuned!!!!

Things I have Learned....

I learned today that it is never wise to flush cat liter down the toilet even though it makes sense at the time and seems easier but kitty liter does not flush well and you will have to call the maintenance guy to snake your toilet....very embarassing especially when he then writes "resident flushed kitty liter down toilet causing a clog." Can we say AWKWARD!!!! :)

How can one say Canada doesn't suck?

Let me start out by giving the US Olympic Team for earning more medals in the Vancouver Olympics than Team Canada. YEA!!!!!


In more news about Canada sucking, I have one question- what the hell were you thinking with the opening and closing ceremonies? I get the host nation uses their celebs in it, but you have no body. Avril Lavigne is the best you can get? Really?! Atleast the China Olympics Jackie Chan was rocking out in his all his tiny man glory. Another "celeb" that Canda is wayyy to proud to call their own would be Nickelback.  That country should be ashamed that they bred and grew these pathetic excuses for men. And then I'm watching the opening ceremonies, and KD Lang comes out singing. Seriously...KD Friggin Lang. Where the f has this broad been for the past 15 years? By the looks of it, probably the McDonalds drivethrough everyday for the past 15 years.

And how about that damn Bode Miller who actually got his sh*t together and won a sh*t load of medals...plus hes from New Hampshire. Shout out to the Granite State!

Curling- It's not a sport. Seriously. It isn't.  Anyone with a half a brain can sweep. Even those who hunt for Caribou in urban neighborhoods. And no, that is not a gangsta reference thank you very much.

I don't care that Johnny Weir wears pink. He backed up with a great performance. Didn't medal and placed worse than this ra-tarded canadian who fell about 10 times during his short and long performances. Again, Canda sucks. Thats the theme of this.

Though he isn't Canadian, he still sucks. This would be none other than Evegini Plushenko.  Guy is hating on Evan who got a gold and should just go back to his snow covered land and stay there forever.

Hockey- Canada barely beat us at the only sport they know how to play. They had the game and then let us score with like 10 seconds left of regulation. That should been the sign to Canada that they do suck. We probably would have one if Team USA was full of guys from Boston like they had in Lake Placid, but I digress.

It's always good to meet someone who is worse off then you! ha ha!

I have this "friend" who we refer to as PP. PP is short for Peter Parker which is not even his real name. Peter is his first name but he has a Polish last name that I saw once and can't remember for the life of me. Anyways me and the PP met back in 2007 at my birthday party. A mutual friend had invited him and another friend of his. When I met the PP I was highly intoxicated and pretty much was making with anything male that passed by me. Well I made out with him and attempted to date PP. But because I was always going out and getting drink I and PP pretty much established more of a booty call relationship. Althought it did take a good 6 months before I actually had sex with him prior to that it was more of making out and courtesy licks. Then one day his crazy ass girlfriend called me up and told me she was PP's girlfriend. Being that I am not a fighter with my fists and more with words and then run away I decided that it would be best to deny anything and let it go and never speak to the PP again. Well of course that did not happen although I did not make any contact with him he to this date will text me. And through the years basically I have come to the realization that PP and his girlfriend are a two hot messes who basically cheat on one another and fight and are crazy yet stay together even though they clearly sleep with other people. I one day ran into PP's girlfriend at a local restaurant and got the great satisfaction that during my affair with PP I was the hot mistress. Although I have way smaller boobs then her my face does not look like it was hit with the ugly stick she has 3 chins a bad blonde dye job and oh yeah she's fat. And I'm not talking cute chubby booty either I'm talking like how does she tie her shoes fat. I got great satisfaction out of this. But whatever. I then had one of my chats with the PP the other day to find out that he and the Crazy girlfriend actually live together now and play house although she sleeps with other men and he sleeps with other women. I was like why are you together? And why do you pay rent if you claim to not even like her or like sleeping in the same bed as her and end up at your parents house all the time. He claims to be like a battered wife where he can't get away. I'm like okay you are just an idiot. Now I've lived in the adult world and there is nothing more that I can't stand that what PP is. Like be self sufficient and move out and get a new place with a friend and go from there. Like why do you have to live with her. Like stand up for yourself you must like her in some way if you have been together now for 7 years. He then tells me that he told her that he has said she's not getting an engagement ring. I highly doubt that and forsee a cubic zirconian in her future. He also says he tries to break up with her but it's really hard. I clearly find this to be the opposite. You say I'm sorry I physically can't not stand your prescence please never call me again and you move on. I do this for both when I am the dumper or when I'm getting dumped. I've only really had one complicated breakup where I remained friends after the breakup. But mostly like Charlotte I say if you don't want to be with me then how can we be friends it doesn't make sense. Back to PP he claims that he is working on breaking up with frying pan face. I beg to differ. But I went to a restaurant with my friends last night and she was working. Her face still heinous and her body is not as fat as it was the time I saw her. Her hair was still bad. But overall I still won! Yeah me! Ha ha! I'm still cuter. Not that I care but it's just the principle that I attempt to keep my shit together and she does not at all. I then drank with my friends and sang country music! :)

Don't Play a Player...You will just end up Played!

So I had my date with McGee the other night and I must say it was alot worse than I had anticipated! First, he picked me up which was a shock I hate the people who do that let's meet up. No if it's a date then you can pick me up. So at least he did that one thing right! So he picks me up and has his rap music playing. I find this quite annoying not that I don't enjoy a good Luda or Jay-Z every now and again but I always feel it's best to stick with popular music that may not sound like noise. And I think this was hardcore rap because I did not reconize any of it. He then drives us to the Ninety Nine for dinner. The Ninety Nine? Really? Can we get any cheaper? I mean how about a date to McDonald's. Well the Ninety Nine is not all that horrible but I do have a major thing against first dates in a chain restaurant. Especially when you live in Boston you have millions of options to be creative and find a place really creative and well good to eat at. So he chose the Ninety Nine I immediatly texted my cubicle mate who knows about this debactle of a date. She was like you should leave now. But I didn't I chose to stay and see what was going to happen plus damn me he drove. Anyways we chatted about work and all the many rumors of the women he's slept with in which I then got to hear to great stories of his sexcapades. Awkward! Which after hearing one of the stories I don't understand men at all even more. Like how can you sleep with someone when prior in the evening you were getting her friends number. Insane! Anyways so he did pay for the meal. Another plus. And I was like oh so what do you want to do and he suggested my apartment. Which was fine because my room mate Sarah was home and I thought it best for her to protect me from the creaton boy. So he comes over to the place and like sits right next to me on the couch as now I've put an episode of Chelsea Lately on because I feel like Chelsea would only understand my pain. He then tells Sarah and I that we should get blue lights for the apartment. Umm..what am I going to make my apartment into a night lounge! Yeah I'm all set. I think Sarah often heard me tell him "You're an Idiot!" many times. Many times. Anyways often lots of inappropriate touching and me pushing me off of him and Sarah feeling awkward he decided to use my bathroom and take a big shadoobie there. I didn't realize it at the time because I was in Sarah's room telling her that she was not allowed to go to bed and that nothing is to happen between him and I because again his is a bottom feeder and potential walking STD. Also, at this point I really want to drink but I can't drink because I make horrible decisions when I do drink excessivly and when I drink I often listen to country music and then think whatever debactle I am in will end up like the country song. For instance I don't ever want to wake up not knowing my own name like in the Carrie Underwood song. But I have tried to take a Louisville Slugger to some head lights but realized I do not have alot of upper body strength and grew tired and moved on. My new song is the Lady Antebelum song "Need you now" but I feel its wise to never drunk dial and then sing country music to get a booty call they tend to think you are derranged and don't sing Taylor Swift either they think you are a stalker. Anyways after he came out I went to go to the bathroom and realized that he sprayed my perfum and I gagged when I went in cause it was too much then after my nose cleared from the imense scent of Pure Seduction by Victoria's Secret I realized that he shadoobied in my bathroom. Umm...nasty WHO DOES THAT!!!! After that I was like okay I think it's time for you to go and walked him to the front of my building where he then proceeded to tell me mind you after I had be declining his pawing all night that he was not attracted to me and thought of me as a sister and tried to kiss me to see if anything would fly. Umm... no you bag you got turned down I called you Ross as in Ross Geller from Friends and that I was Monica so I totally called the brother card first and I refuse to kiss you because you may have herpes. No thank you! I just took the blow politely and agreed that it was best to remain friends and went back to my apartment and took a shower in hot water and bleach! After telling some of my friends the story they asked me if I was ever going to speak to McGee again. I said yes because really I don't like him I don't care if he likes me and wants me and to be honest he provides alot of entertainment with his sexcapades at work. But in all honestly I will never try to out play a player again because in the end he will always get you in some way so he ends up on top! To him I give him the bag of the week award and I am okay with that! :)

I am a DUMB ASS...

I, Sunny am a DUMB ASS! Why? You ask. Well I seem to have gotten myself into a slight predictament. Let me establish some back ground for you... I have been friends with "Charlie McGee" for some time now. Approximatly 5 years. For about 2 years I just thought he was the cats meow. Then I woke up realized he is a man whore and moved on with my life and fell deeply in love with another man to only break up cause that's what you do and end up here. At this point I'm at a cross road I don't really have anyone but there's another person in my life I'm apparently waiting for. Anyways... McGee who is a white boy yet favors himself to be black for the past three weekends has called me trying to establish a "booty call." I will not booty with his call. For multiple reasons being that we work together and he sleeps with everyone at work and he has slept with a girl who has straight up said that she has genital warts. Now, why would I put my hooch in that position - I WOULD NOT! So to call McGee's bluff I on Monday afternoon asked him out on a date. I specifically said oh since you think you can booty call me on the weekends why don't you take me out this Friday night. Dinner and Movie. A date was set up. Now, in my mind I thought oh he will not show up or cancel because he is shallow and knows that he is not getting any below the belt action. Guess what? It's friday and I just text the sugar plum if we were still on and we are. Hence why I am a dumb ass! I so do not want to go on this date. Although he is a great friend I just personally want to throw up at the thought of him in that way. He is not hideous I mean if you put me on an island and I either had to deal with FUPA or McGee I'd take McGee any day. But my dumb ass tried to out play the player and god I got played! Stay tuned for my update on this incredible night....