Thank you Lional Richie Thank you!

As some of you may or may not know but San Diego and our groups of friends and I like to go to our local bar and karaoke. We like this for many reasons a.) to make fun of others and people watch and b.) that when we get a few in us as well to go up and sing and look like weirdos. Last night was a special night. There was an incident at the Karaoke bar!!! Last summer I dated this man for about 2 months we broke up. But he broke up with me on Facebook. Last August I logged on to my Facebook account and see his status as just this "Hanging with my new favorite girl Fallon!" Apparently I was no longer his favorite girl. I would find this an acceptable breakup if it weren't for the fact that we are not 21 years old! He's 28 and ownes his own business. Grow up! And grow some balls at Two Months you can at least text me that you don't want to hang out anymore and/or you can just do the blow off and then delete me off of your Facebook. Which was weird anyways since he requested me on Facebook! And up until 2 days prior to that Facebook wall posting he had drunk texted me twice. Back to last night - I'm standing at the bar with my friend Dan and his sister. Because of the show Glee I had been singing Lionel Richie's Hello the entire night to Dan's sister. SO her and I decided we would go up there and sing. After 2 Sam Summer's this was not enough to do a drunken Karaoke but it Lionel was calling me the entire night. As we are waiting to be called to sing Lionel standing in Front of me is Facebook Dousche Bag! I was like OMG it's "Frankie!" I poke Dan. Dan obviously zoned out during the Frankie dating well it was only two months nothing to really zone in on except for the aspect he broke up with me on Facebook. So then I call San Diego over to kind of remind him of Frankie. Anyways the kid turns around looks directly at me and says "hey what's up" I just did a nod head type hi thing and gave a whats up back. Really him getting that was too much. But now I'm freaking out not because I like him but because he's with a new girl obviously not Fallon since she was all over his Facebook from prior posts and I did not want to sing Lionel Richie's HELLO in front of him! So I'm like talking to Dan's sister and I am like I'm going to look at you the whole time. Kind of like a pseudo lesbian love. And she's fine with that since Facebook dousche is in the audience. Well the Karaoke gods or Jesus was on my side because they did not call out our names and I did not have to sing Lionel in front of that bag! Although now I still want to sing my Lionel just not in front of him. For once luck was on my side! I was not going to sing that song in front of that bag when he's like all over new girl. Not that I care but yeah I get that you're with another girl I wasn't going to try to rekindle something! San Diego suggested that we have our friend Dan do a courtesy grab of the boob but that is not an appropriate place for a courtesy grab. And it would not have made sense and Facebook Dousche bag would have known it was a courtesy grab to make him jealous which is not what I wanted to do at all. I wanted to say I've moved on and your a dousche bag but really how does show that with out using the Middle Finger?