Sunday, February 7, 2010

This is what happens when your waitress doesnt fill your wine glass

So a few weeks ago, myself, Sunny, and her roomie Sarah go into Boston for a girls nite of dinner and dessert. We start out at nice little restaurant thats kind of like an upscale-ish American cuisine. The food is always good and its right by the common so its easy enough to get to. Sunny really wanted like 1 glass of wine and the waitress just never came by our table after she had decided upon this. And when she did come by, Sunny always forgot to ask for a glass. It was bad back and forth game. After dinner we head to where we wanted to do dessert, but the place had like an hour and a half wait so we went decided to check out the wait at the dessert place on the other end of the block. Apparently my short irish charm worked and we got a table right away even though the party ahead of us was told there were no tables at all and they had to wait an hour. HAHA! But then the host found a bunch of tables and seated everyone, so my charm didn't come in handy...this time. So the 3 of us are just enjoying the orgy of desserts on the table in front of us when we decide to talk about baby bjorns, but for cats. We proceeded to get into a deep convo of all the perks of one and how we want to purchse one for Sunny to have and put her cat in and go food shopping & how I should tag along and video the whole thing because the world needs to realises cats are kids also. They have just as much right to tag along with mom and dad to the food store like a screaming and kicking kid does. We also feel this can be our claim to fame and get us on People of Walmart but thats just our life long goal anyway. I thought Sunny would have to purchase a baby bjorn meant for a child but put a cat in it..until Sarah sent me this pic the following day: Seriously...this exists? How sick is our society that people want to put a cat in one of these? The damn thing has 4 legs. I can get putting a kid in it as they only have 2 but 4? Jeysuz, thats more than enough to carry the light bodies around!
So the nite continues and we fall on the discussion of our girls dinner for Valentines Day since we arent getting any from the male species and might as well eat some really good lasgna to keep the minds busy. Now, we all knew lasgna was the main course but somewhere along the line we discussed dessert and Sarah said if she could get good enough strawberries she would make choclate covered strawberries and my mouth started to foam because I love those and this resulted in Sunny looking very and saying "Way to top my funfetti cupcake" and sulk in her chair. This lead to a bad combination for me. I was already foaming thinking about the strawberries and had choclate molten cake in my mouth and seeing Sunny so sad and hearing that statement was just so funny that I started laughing and I proceeded to choke on my choc molten cake while my waiter walked by me like 5 times and didnt even notice I was dying. Sarah & Sunny thought this was hilarious and then I found out the funfetti cake was patriotic. Not rainbow, not Valentines Day but Patriotic. Apparently the theme of dinner was going to be "Happy Valentines Day/Presidents Day"
God Bless America! This resulted in me asking our waiter if the restaurant was going to sell any funfetti inspired desserts on Valentines Day but heres the problem- He didnt know what funfetti was, yet he worked in a dessert restaurant. He then told me he doesnt get to make those kinds of decisions. Now, Im not Einstein and I know this. I should have said "Thank you captain obvious" but I proceeded to tell him my boss is the President and I'll put a word in to the big man because I feel funfetti would be a huge hit on lovers night and really help people get in the mood. He didnt get the joke and walked away. Yes, Walked away from my awsomeness. Seriously buddy? WTF?
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