Porno Stash Larry Part Deux

Alas, I have some very sad news - Sarah and I have moved out of our crack shack and into a nice luxury apartment complex. With our move we no longer have our daily glimpse of the shadow that is Porno Stash Larry. *Tear* Anyways, I do have a final story for you and our encounters with the man we have known to love as Porno Stash Larry. The week Sarah and I were moving to our new apartment we could not bring alot of the items we had for instance my gas grill. I asked the boys next door if they would like to have it for their apartment. The of course said yes. A free 1 year old grill is not something to pass on. Anyways - the day I went to ask them about the grill I thought it was James in his truck when I went out and said hey James who turns and looks at me why Porno Stash Larry. I jumped! Why because he at this point was not growing a BEARD!!!! He now has his peach fuzz porn stash and some sort of serial killer beard going on. I was like oh hey Larry! Can you tell James and Sam that they can take the grill anytime along with the lawn equipment here on the back porch. Larry smiles -- his teeth are bright yellow and then says "Sure, Sweetie." I then realize that Larry is not just a porno stash but with the beard the yellow teeth and the "Sure, Sweetie!" along with that and very rarely leaving the house he is clearly a serial killer. And I ran back into the house. Someday Sarah and I will be watching the news and see our friend PSL on the TV and go well we knew it from the beard there was something wrong with him! But for now we bid you good bye! We will miss you!!!!