I love reality tv for a few reasons. 1- Its entertaining. You can watch a freak show from the comfort of your own house and not have to worry about a stabbing or taking a suckerpunch to the face. 2- It makes you feel better about yourself. 3- Who doesnt like to watch a trainwreck they know they shouldnt watch but cant stop looking at?
I have some great examples of these shows that I'm more than obssessed with.
JERSEY SHORE
Now, just look at this pic. Don't these look like 2 young sophisticated people who got to live in house for free for the summer...and the house was above...a t-shirt shop? Yea, nothing says "I've made it in the world" more than being the iron on boy/girl at the local beach shop. Wonder how many booty shorts they printed "jersey shore" or "seaside" on across the rear ends, which as we all know, is another example of the classy-est clothing out there. These 8 people also gave me my new favorite club/bar move- the fist pump. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will make your friends laugh as hard as when you try to embody the spirit of Snookie and start fist pumping in a bar somenite. It's always a crowd pleaser, even if they are laughing at you, not with you. This is Boston. Not Seaside. Walk around here with a blowout and you'll get a cap in your a$$. And to see how these people think they are walking gods and goddessees is just another level of great entertainment. In one episode, Angelina said she doesnt want to work at the t-shirt shop because "shes a bartender. this is beneath me. i do great things". Now, I love my booze and without bartenders, our bars would be boring, but really Angelina? Its not like your curing cancer behind the bar or anything so get off your high horse. And then we have all their lingo. The battlefield= the dance floor. Grenade= the ugly other friend. The robbery= stealing your friends girl. They might as well just make a websters dictionary "jersey shore" edition!
Frank the Entertainer!
Atleast I know I wont be living in my parents basement at age 30. Thats really the only good thing about this trainwreck of a show
TOUGH LOVE
Where do they find these women? Like really, where do they find them? This show has some pretty good producers who really scour the nation for the most trainwrecked, insecure ladies around. I get it that everyone has their flaws and insecurities, but these chicks take it to awhole new level.We just finished season 2 and I felt like I wanted to bitchslap most of the ladies throughout the season. Theres this one broad named Rocky whos basically a fame whore and thinks her 10 yr is the next Mily Cyrus and she thinks shes the next female version of Bret Michaels. Like really, stop dressing like a ra-tard and raise your kid properly. We had Alicia, who is 30 something and only wants to date in their earl 20s. Cougar much?? Liz, who probably had animals living in her beehive. I think she got hair lessons from Amy Winehouse. And Angel, the stripper whos family didnt know she was stripper and Steve made her tell them. Boo ya Steve! And Lets not forget all the great catchy quotes Steve says. My favorite was that a lady shouldnt high five a guy, unless "she wants to have 'just friends' tattoo'd across her fingers"
CAKE BOSS
If you thought your family was f'd up, you clearly havent seen this show. No family goes from two timing each other to hugging more than the crew at Carlos Bakery in Hoboken, NJ. Now, the fact that its in Jersey should be a dead give away to the classyness that we all know and love about Jersey.
JERSEY SHORE
Now, just look at this pic. Don't these look like 2 young sophisticated people who got to live in house for free for the summer...and the house was above...a t-shirt shop? Yea, nothing says "I've made it in the world" more than being the iron on boy/girl at the local beach shop. Wonder how many booty shorts they printed "jersey shore" or "seaside" on across the rear ends, which as we all know, is another example of the classy-est clothing out there. These 8 people also gave me my new favorite club/bar move- the fist pump. Nothing, and I mean nothing, will make your friends laugh as hard as when you try to embody the spirit of Snookie and start fist pumping in a bar somenite. It's always a crowd pleaser, even if they are laughing at you, not with you. This is Boston. Not Seaside. Walk around here with a blowout and you'll get a cap in your a$$. And to see how these people think they are walking gods and goddessees is just another level of great entertainment. In one episode, Angelina said she doesnt want to work at the t-shirt shop because "shes a bartender. this is beneath me. i do great things". Now, I love my booze and without bartenders, our bars would be boring, but really Angelina? Its not like your curing cancer behind the bar or anything so get off your high horse. And then we have all their lingo. The battlefield= the dance floor. Grenade= the ugly other friend. The robbery= stealing your friends girl. They might as well just make a websters dictionary "jersey shore" edition!
Frank the Entertainer!
Atleast I know I wont be living in my parents basement at age 30. Thats really the only good thing about this trainwreck of a show
TOUGH LOVE
Where do they find these women? Like really, where do they find them? This show has some pretty good producers who really scour the nation for the most trainwrecked, insecure ladies around. I get it that everyone has their flaws and insecurities, but these chicks take it to awhole new level.We just finished season 2 and I felt like I wanted to bitchslap most of the ladies throughout the season. Theres this one broad named Rocky whos basically a fame whore and thinks her 10 yr is the next Mily Cyrus and she thinks shes the next female version of Bret Michaels. Like really, stop dressing like a ra-tard and raise your kid properly. We had Alicia, who is 30 something and only wants to date in their earl 20s. Cougar much?? Liz, who probably had animals living in her beehive. I think she got hair lessons from Amy Winehouse. And Angel, the stripper whos family didnt know she was stripper and Steve made her tell them. Boo ya Steve! And Lets not forget all the great catchy quotes Steve says. My favorite was that a lady shouldnt high five a guy, unless "she wants to have 'just friends' tattoo'd across her fingers"
CAKE BOSS
If you thought your family was f'd up, you clearly havent seen this show. No family goes from two timing each other to hugging more than the crew at Carlos Bakery in Hoboken, NJ. Now, the fact that its in Jersey should be a dead give away to the classyness that we all know and love about Jersey.
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