A Springtime "Ruth" Story

As you all know my room mate Sarah works with my former room mate Ruth. And often Sarah my little spy will email San Diego and I some great stories of Ruth and her personal life. Apparently Ruth and her former flame after the husband in jail have broken up. He realized Ruth was too much for him too fast. And he wore a tuxedo tee shirt. For a retard to wear that kind of shirt and know the Ruth and her FUPA was too much for him - he is a smart man regardless of his tuxedo shirt wearing. A tip of the hat to you my dear sir! Now - more recently Ruth has been back romping it around with her chocolate thunder lover. Apparenty she told Sarah that he chopped off his afro mullet of a pony tail. I was like Kudos to him for leaving 1985. Also on Monday Sarah learned alot of things at work. The first being that Ruth has not only one chocolate lover but two. And the second chocolate lover is like dark chocolate direct from his ethnic country. He probably is one making jungle noises in the background during Zumba songs and then screams ZUMBA FITNESS! Anyways Jungle Jim we shall call him brought Ruth and her FUPA lunch on Monday. When Sarah told me and San Diego this not only did I laugh because Jungle Jim literally smells like the country he is from and Sarah was sitting downwind from him BUT Ruth and her Fupa have done with unimaginable. She has a husband in jail remember folks she had a beautiful ceremony and Concord State and while he's in the clink for the second time recreating the movie Shawshank Redemption she has taken on her lover Chocolate Thunder and now a second dark chocolate lover named Jungle Jim who brings her lunch. I would just like to state for the record that I am a sexy bitch. Hello it was previously stated in the previous blog and by a group of drunk men. Yet I don't have lovers delivering me taco bell mid week. Is the FUPA that enticing that once they stop looking they can't take their eyes away? I guess that is her weapon for the opposite sex. I don't know. But I do know that the husband wrote her a letter and she brought it into work and read it to everyone. Not everyone but pretty much their corner of the office. From the jist of what Sarah got he's found God and he's really sorry for all the shit he put her through. No shocker because he needs Ruth to support him in jail. And I'm sure he misses hugging that fupa on a bi-weekly basis. Stay tuned people because my work is having a Customer Appreciation Party in which Ruth has been invited I have to behave but I'm sure there will be plenty to tell you about. She gets really excited at buffets you know! :)